Light bulbs suddenly complex


Am I the only person so dumb that I can’t buy a light bulb anymore without a good 15 minutes of pacing back and forth down the aisle at Walmart, Google searches and head scratching?

The old joke could be changed to say, “How many newspaper editors does it take to find a light bulb?” rather than change one.

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